"It's that time of year again." The
leaves have fallen, the
snow blankets the ground and the good people
at Atlas are hard at work in their cozy fur-lined burrows, where
the holiday cathode warmly glows.
Meanwhile, the good people at the American Stock Exchange made us an offer
we could not refuse. Atlas has decided to make its first initial public
stock offering. Yes, Atlas stock is here! It's easy: just click here,
type in your name and the number of shares you want, and off you go. Live
large, invest boldly, bid aggressively, lavish bullishly, warm up to
profits. And best of all, it's virtual and it's free! Life was never this
easy, winter was never this cozy!
And one last word from our sponsors: "Remember folks, Atlas is built one
molecule at a time"; this is a long and difficult process, our staff is
hard at work crafting the best possible bang for no money. So remember, be
patient, come back often and most importantly, don't forget: "Atlas is
foie gras for your bandwidth." Seasons Greetings from all of us to all of
you ...
Olivier Laude
cyberbilly
paradise online
editorial
miscellany
